Conversations in the dark
Me: Owww, Owww, Owww….
The H: What? What’s wrong?
Me: My back, owww….it hurts
The H: Holy sh*t, look at that thing
Me: What, what is it?
The H: It’s a pimple, it’s huge
Me: No, it’s not it’s a mosquito bite
The H: No, it’s not – it’s a pimple, it’s huge! That things has wings and eyebrows. It practically has it’s own zip code
Me: Thanks babe
Sep 4th